Is this a natural formation or was this ‘face’ created by aliens?

Eric Idle put it best when he sang… “Pray that there’s intelligent life somewhere up in space, ‘cause there’s bugger all down here on earth.”

It’s a miracle! (That anyone could believe Jesus ‘appeared’ on this forlorn old tortilla)

But Wait...the 30 year old tortilla has broken! Why has God forsaken us?!

Oh well…Why not just make your own pious pancakes in the Jesus Pan? 

Pareidolia is a common experience.

It’s as though we are hard-wired to search for familiar patterns in everything.

Check out this kitty from Cats That Look Like Hitler.

Some examples are immediately recognizable, such as the glazed, gluggy Nun Bun that amusingly resembles Mother Theresa.

Although…you’d have to be a #$%@! to believe that this IS Mother Theresa.

Others are crappy examples, and require the imagination and persuasive powers of another to sway us into believing that something is really something else the Holy Cheeto allegedly represents the ‘Legs of Jesus Christ’.

So why is it that people chuckle over some examples, but worship, wail and weep over others?

C’mon…

the Nun Bun is as much ‘Mother Theresa’ as this salt stain is the ‘Virgin Mary’!

Did ‘God’ appear in the skies, cloaked in cloud, to gesture Fuck You!

to atheists?  Or…

Does this work much like the Rorschach Inkblot Test…

a subjective interpretation of a pattern?

Jesus?

Frank Zappa

or eroded paint?

‘Holy water’ must have made its way into the beers of those Sydneysiders who thought that Jesus appeared on a train platform at Waverton Station.

One morning Bad Astronomer Phil Plait discovered that he’d shared a revolutionary shower with deceased Communist leader Vladimir Lenin!

Lenin hath returned to bring communism to capitalist-weary America!

Admittedly, isn’t this contemplative communist a more striking example than most others?

Now you can think of God with every bite! Note that the 'Miracle Bread Stamper' is sold in the toy department...

Rick Gillis was floored when the Lord he found on this new holy ground. It was an Easter miracle! God is truly omnipresent.

"Profound manifestation of Christ" or arse? After all...GOD is DOG backwards. See the revered rear of Angus.

Deb Serio, a teacher from Virginia, sent me the following fervent message: "We found this image under a five gallon vat of driveway sealant. It has been removed from our garage floor. Do you know anyone who buys this sort of stuff?"

As the Sydney Morning Herald put it, New Zealander "Corlet found the pebble at Kaikoura's South Beach last year and decided to sell it after she ran out of money." Ironically, she also said: "I got it and I started having an awesome run of luck."

Hooded Mother Mary, Voluptuous Woman or fence post? I'll leave it up to your imagination to interpret the markings (as is the nature of pareidolia anyway...)

Jesus visited, but briefly. Here He is...minutes before the apple oxidised...

This piece of pareidolia is like a magic-eye puzzle. It's best viewed when vision impaired. The Coogee Virgin Mary was found at Coogee Beach, Sydney. A pious few seek to have a place of worship built on the spot. Even the church agree with the skeptics on this one...
(with thanks to the Stupid Evil Bastard for the photo.)

Atheist Donald Chapman thanked Darwin that he was the recipient of the miraculous Big Bang Toast that evidently shows "the beginning of the world". Atheists from all around the UK have flocked to witness this "scientific relic." Atheists move in mysterious ways...